Comments on Degrassi “Secrets”

A couple of years ago, I commented on the anonymous confessions that were posted to Degrassi Secrets, a now dormant Livejournal blog.

Currently, there is an active Tumblr blog that carries on the tradition, Fuck Yeah Degrassi Secrets. Degrassi fans write text over Degrassi pictures and submit them to the blog. Like the Livejournal, these are usually opinions rather than secrets, but I will comment on them nonetheless.

And when she grows up and becomes a high school art teacher, your children will make fun of her and carry on the family legacy.

And when she grows up and becomes a high school art teacher, your children will make fun of her and carry on the family legacy.

 

Degrassi girsl tend to be dumb like that. See also: any girl who has dated Peter.

Degrassi girsl tend to be dumb like that. See also: any girl who has dated Peter.

 

I hope you waited until they were older than 12.

I hope you waited until they were older than 12.

 

I think that was the limit of the actor's range.

I think that was the limit of the actor's range.

 

But there was! From the very first scene these two were introduced. You just needed to read between the lines.

But there was! From the very first scene these two were introduced. You just needed to read between the lines.

 

This person Photoshots pictures of Jordan and Adam together so it looks like they are making out.

This person Photoshots pictures of Jordan and Adam together so it looks like they are making out.

 

The girl who wrote this must have a huge penis.

The girl who wrote this must have a huge penis.

 

So you see him as either a gay boy, or a girl, is what you mean. I hate you and hope you die soon.

So you see him as either a gay boy, or a girl, is what you mean. I hate you and hope you die soon.

 

YES!!! YES!!!

YES!!! YES!!!

 

I don't know who that girl is, but if the Indians are upset about us wearing their silly outfits, they should have fought harder. To the victor goes the spoils...

I don't know who that girl is, but if the Indians are upset about us wearing their silly outfits, they should have fought harder. To the victor goes the spoils...

 

I agree, except for the part about Mia having "a child to think about". I mean, maybe Mia thinks about her child while attending posh parties in Paris, but it's to try to remember what her name and age is. She knows it's a girl, she remembers that much at least.

I agree, except for the part about Mia having "a child to think about". I mean, maybe Mia thinks about her child while attending posh parties in Paris, but it's to try to remember what her name and age is. She knows it's a girl, she remembers that much at least.

 

This girl is no older than 13.

This girl is no older than 13.

 

The Secrets Tumblr has arguments with itself.

The Secrets Tumblr has arguments with itself.

 

HA!!!

HA!!!

 

You fucking retard. Look at a map.  The Philippines was a Spainish colony. Spain's colonies were in North and South America.

You fucking retard. Look at a map. The Philippines was a Spainish colony. Spain's colonies were in North and South America.

 

The person who wrote this is going to fall for a boy who will rape her in her sleep.

The person who wrote this is going to fall for a boy who will rape her in her sleep.

 

I hope she is not a virgin, or else she is going to think all boys are like that.  then, When she goes to college and meets boyfriend #2, they will get naked and she will start screaming in horror.

I hope she is not a virgin, or else she is going to think all boys are like that. Then, when she goes to college and meets boyfriend #2, they will get naked, and she will start screaming in horror.