Season 12 Episodes 25 & 26
Airdates: November 9 & 16, 2012
Just to try something different, I am going to write this review as if I was posting it all on Twitter while it aired.
Part 1
Alli in room doing homework. Puts down photo of Mini-Connor. #theybrokeup
Her parents enter, waking Jenna up. #JennaisHere?
Jenna lives with Alli’s family. They let her stay with them if she could guess correctly whether they were Indian or Pakistani #JennaGuessedRight
Jenna says it is too early but it looks to be around 11am #NowBhandarisThinkWhitePeopleAreLazy
Alli working hard to get into MIT. Should take it easy & use affirmative action card & claim she is black. #CanadaMustNotHaveWhiteGuiltLiberals
Alli’s parents got her a car! Drives it to school. Clare: “We can go to museums and art galleries!” #ohClare
Jenna wants to go somewhere fun. They compromise & go to a sex museum. #sexmuseum
Alli has Jay-Z tickets. Planned to take Mini-Connor but they broke up. Should be Drake tickets. #drake
For awhile, I thought the kid from Drake & Josh was a rapper #IwatchtoomuchTVI’mtoooldfor
Alli shows Mini-Connor the tickets. M-C calls Alli “all work, no play girl” #allworknoplaygirl
Mini-Connor in a bad mood today. The cereal he wanted was on the high shelf. #outofreach
Alli tutoring 2night. #AlliTutoringWillOnlyMakeSomeoneDumber
Tristan wants to be lead in Eli’s movie. He does movie impressions #OfMenSurprisingly
Eli doing a zombie movie. Wants some1 tough. #TristanNotToughStuff
Fiona and Imogen at mall. #lesbosatmall
Fiona going 2 meet Imogen’s mom for 1st time. Fiona nervous. #meettheparents
Imogen: “You’re cute when you have the heebie jeebies.” #heebiejeebies
Fiona: “I’m *pretty* sure it’s the heebie jeebies.” #eew
Imogen’s mom arrives. Fiona says her family is in New York. #specificallyRikersIsland
Fiona “My mom is under house arrest. You know how the IRS is.” No, she wouldn’t. #DegrassiForgotItsCanadianAgain
Imogen calls her mom by first name #Natalie
Natalie doesn’t want Imogen around Fiona. Takes daughter & leaves. #WillSpendNext6HoursAtYardSales
Alli tutors Cam. He needs to know first 10 elements #periodictable
Alli’s mnemonic device for 1st 10 elements: Harry, HE LIkes BEer Bottle Cold Not Overly Frothy NErd #HHeLiBeBCNOFNe
Cam thinks C stands for Cartoonium. #cartoonium
Alli needs to go but Cam wants more help. Cam: “I have a huge test tomorrow.” #thatyouwillfail #AlliCantHelpYou
Tristan, Maya & Tori at yoga class #yoga
Tristan sees cute boy, says “Shutup.” Maya: “I didn’t say anything.” #stolethatfromMeanGirls
This other boy is in yoga class. Good chance he is gay. #gaydar
This boy is in good shape. Tristan is not. Too fat for yoga. #fattyfattyboombalatty
Fiona calls Imogen. Imogen answers like a machine #maybewe’reallmachines
Imogen: “You’ve reached the Imogen hotline. To speak to fantabulous Imogen Moreno press 1.” #fantabulousImogen
Imogen: “To speak with the dreadful Natalie Granger press 2.” #ImogenHatesHerMom
Imogen says her mom wants her to stay away from Fiona & Fiona’s castle. #banishedfromCastleCoyne
BTW: there is plastic covering Imogen’s furniture #ImogenisItalian
Alli arrives late for date. Mini-Connor pissed. Mini-Connor thinks he could do better. That’s so adorable. #miniconnor
Mini-Connor hates that Alli wants to go to college & will not join him in his future plans to be a loser. He leaves & sticks her with a bill. #rude
As soon as M-C is gone, Dallas sits down at table. He likes Alli, knows she is willing to be w/ a black guy. Maybe thinks Alli is black. #dallas
Dallas eats Alli’s hot wings. Dallas wanted her for her hotwings #hotwings
Dallas takes Alli to a pool after closing time. Strips down to boxers. Alli pushes him in. #romantic
Drew & Bianca make out in Fiona’s living room. Drew is Fiona’s roommate. Fiona wants to talk. #ThreesCompanyCanadianStyle
Drew: “You remember what we discussed, roomie?” #roomie
Fiona: “‘Don’t interrupt you during sexytime.’” #sexytime
Fiona: “Eew! Is that what you guys were doing?” #DrewIsSexyTime24-7
Drew whispers something in pig latin. Bianca tells him that was not pig latin #waytofuckuppiglatin
Drew says not getting along with your lover’s mom is no big deal. Drew is not even on good terms w/ his mom. #DrewisAnti-Mom
Bianca says she is sad to no longer be friends with Drew’s mom. Bianca misses Drew’s mom more than Drew does. #DrewCanGetANewMom
Dallas doesn’t understand why Alli wants to leave high school early, says: “High school is as good as it gets.” #ForJocksThatIsOftenTrue
Dallas sees Jay-Z tickets. Alli gives him one. #NowDallasCertainAlliIsBlack
Alli feel asleep doing homework. Jenna wakes Alli up. Alli has so much to do. Mad at herself for sleeping. #sleepisfortheweak
Fiona goes to hospital to talk to Imogen’s mom. Pleads that she is not as bad as Natalie thinks #FionaIsTheOnlyCoyneNotUnderIndictment
Fiona wants 2nd chance. Fiona: “I’ll beg.” Natalie: “I’m beginning to realize what my daughter sees in you.” #BDSMreference
Tristan needs to loose weight. Plans to cleanse. Or enema. Tristan really looking forward to an enema. #enema
Maya does not like, says there are safer ways to lose weight. Don’t do like Toby. gl.ow/10iNDoNg
Tristan: “SHUTUP BITCH I’M GETTING THE ENEMA!” #TristanReallyWantsAnEnema
Alli almost runs over Mr. Perino. Then asks him for extension. #soAlli
Tristan and Tori have a cleanse vblog. Internet is now contaminated. #nukeitfromorbit #onlywaytobesure
Tristan eager, but Tori not. Tori: “Who cares about Eli’s stupid zombie movie?” #truewords
End of school or lunch or whatever. Dallas jumps into Alli’s car #getmorehotwings
Alli asks about pills to stay alert. Dallas will trade them for hotwings #pills4hotwings
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The worst part of this episode was Ali not bursting out into “I’m so excited” ala Jessie Spano. Is that an obvious thing to point out? Yes. But it nonetheless would have been awesome to have seen that, and possibly would have been enough to make up for season *insert any season of Degrassi after season 5*.
The “Imogen only shops at Future Art Teacher & Cat Lady Boutique” is probably the best thing I’ve ever read here. You should apply to be a DeGrassi writer . . . except now I think you’re too sophisticated for them.