Warning do not use these lines on underage girls because they will have sex with you and you will go to jail. These comics have all been painstakingly recreated from real life situations right down to the last detail. Unfortunately this is a family website so the sexy sexy aftermath will have to be left to your imagination.
![Intro | Allie & Dallas | Becky | Clare & Drew (& Eli) I watched the first part of season 14 of Degrassi recently. I am not going to recap individual episodes, because God help me, I have to cure my addiction to this dumb show. I didn’t tell my therapist I would be writing this recap. She would not approve. My therapist tells me I need to avoid Degrassi for my own well-being. It’s the biggest issue affecting my mental health. First, she is helping me to deal with my Degrassi issue, then we can move onto having been […]](http://warmfuzzyglow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/degrassi_season_14_title_card-36x36.jpg "A 9,200 Word Recap of Degrassi Season 14, Episodes 1-12"){kind=small}
![After bitterly complaining for years that I am sick of writing television recaps and would rather being doing something else, I finally started a new project: a webcomic called Elä Suomi. It will cover the history of Finland from the Middle Ages to World War II. The characters are the national personifications of Finland and the other countries that will appear. They will act out historical events semi-accurately. Like celebrity sex tape pioneer Pamela Anderson and serial killer Aileen Wournos, I am principally of Finnish descent, so that remote country has always interested me. Elä Suomi was inspired by reading […]](http://warmfuzzyglow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/elasuomi-1-36x36.png "My New Project: A Webcomic About Finland"){kind=small}
And if none of those work, you can always try
“Girl, you light up my world like a Sonic Rainboom”
“Hey, can I see your cutie mark?”
or, my personal favorite;
“Are you friends with Pinkie Pie? ‘cos you’re sweeter than cupcakes!”