Warning do not use these lines on underage girls because they will have sex with you and you will go to jail. These comics have all been painstakingly recreated from real life situations right down to the last detail. Unfortunately this is a family website so the sexy sexy aftermath will have to be left to your imagination.
![The Cheerleader Turned Jihadist: The Journey of Ali Hashi “Hazel” Aden from Somalia to Canada to Somalia to Syria by Samuel Isaacs. Additional reporting by Jacob Epstein & Stephanie Cohen She was the popular, busty cheerleader who dated the star of the basketball team. Now those who watched her grow up are left to wonder how this all-Canadian teenage girl became the most notorious female fighter for the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, and an influence on the worst terrorist attack in Canada in years. THE YEAR END DANCE at Degrassi Community School was supposed to be the […]](http://warmfuzzyglow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hazel_aden-36x36.jpg "The Cheerleader Turned Jihadist"){kind=small}
![Intro | Allie & Dallas | Becky | Clare & Drew (& Eli) I watched the first part of season 14 of Degrassi recently. I am not going to recap individual episodes, because God help me, I have to cure my addiction to this dumb show. I didn’t tell my therapist I would be writing this recap. She would not approve. My therapist tells me I need to avoid Degrassi for my own well-being. It’s the biggest issue affecting my mental health. First, she is helping me to deal with my Degrassi issue, then we can move onto having been […]](http://warmfuzzyglow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/degrassi_season_14_title_card-36x36.jpg "A 9,200 Word Recap of Degrassi Season 14, Episodes 1-12"){kind=small}
And if none of those work, you can always try
“Girl, you light up my world like a Sonic Rainboom”
“Hey, can I see your cutie mark?”
or, my personal favorite;
“Are you friends with Pinkie Pie? ‘cos you’re sweeter than cupcakes!”