Michael Richards is the new host
of JEOPARDY!
A controversial choice

First Episode at the Podium
Contestants:
pharmacist from OR,
teacher from PA,
& Returning CHAMPION
mailman from UT

Categories:
RUSSIAN LITERATURE | COMIC STRIPS | TRAVELS THROUGH TIME | W.A.P. | HOLLYWOOD SCANDALS | AFRICAN-AMERICANS

Returning Champion
“I’ll take African-Americans
for 200,
Michael.”

“This man is a nigger. He’s a nigger. Throw his ass out. He’s a nigger. He’s a nigger. A nigger, look, there’s a nigger.”

Returning Champion
“Who is
W.E.B Du Bois?”

“Correct. Pick again.”

Returning Champion
“African-Americans
for 400.”

“Fifty years ago this man would be upside down with a fucking fork up his ass.”

Pharmacist from OR
“Who is
Lebron James?”

“Correct!”

And it went on

for years and years

Cleveland Indians changing name to Cleveland Guardians

The Cleveland Indians are changing their name next season to the Cleveland Guardians, the Major League Baseball club announced Friday morning, after the old moniker drew criticism for decades from Native Americans.

CNN

They should have changed the name to the Montreal Expos. Keep the team in Cleveland, but call themselves the Montreal Expos.